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Thursday, March 30, 2006

Cleavage of Opinion on Spaceflight Safety Raised

Women with breast implants may be banned from Sir Richard Branson's commercial space flights in case their breasts EXPLODE, according to a report from England's Online Sun.

"We've discovered there may well be issues with breast augmentation. We're not sure whether they could stand the trip; they could well explode," according to Virgin Galactic's Will Whitehorn after noting fear that implants may expand and burst due to cabin pressure which will be lower than on normal planes.

1 comment:

Tugboat Phil said...

In the interests of scientific advancement, I volunteer to conduct manual pressure readings on those women, to ensure that they would be safe for travel....did I say that I was doing it for science?? OK.