While British billionaire Sir Richard Branson expects the first powered flights of the
Virgin Galatic VSS Enterprise to take to the skies in powered test flights to perfect the world's first passenger spaceliner service later this year, Playboy magazine owner Hugh Hefner has teamed with Branson for a few cosmic enterprising ideas such as sexy bunnies in space!
Not to be left behind in future technologies, Playboy has entered the scene with something that might become the next Playboy Mansion in space.
“The Playboy Club in space will be on a station in orbit, like a cruise ship,” Playboy writers A.J. Baime and Jason Harper explained in a description. Some some fanciful designs for the
magazine's March 2012 issue.
Playboy's editorial director Jimmy Jellinek said: "As Virgin Galactic gets closer to becoming the world's first commercial space line, Playboy is eagerly pondering the creation of the ultimate intergalactic entertainment destination. This heaven-in-the-heavens will exceed starry-eyed travelers' wildest dreams, and guests will truly experience a party that's out of this world."
The Playboy business leaders ran their idea by a few investors and even consulted
futurist Thomas Frey of the
DaVinci Institute think tank, former NASA scientist Stan Kent and Virgin Galactic head designer Adam Wells to conceptualize it all.
The club would feature Playboy bunnies in jet packs serving drinks to punters in a zero-gravity nightclub, while those who want to eat at the futuristic fine dining restaurant could do so in a "spinning section" that would prevent their food, and themselves, flying everywhere.
It will have an elegant restaurant, space farms, a gaming room with a massive roulette wheel and (ahem) “zero-gravity sex suites.” The other features of the Playboy Club in space, including massive guns that will fire guests’ luggage in oversized cargo-bullets (that would be some seriously lost luggage), a spinning super-structure to simulate gravity, and a zero-gravity nightclub with webbing to hang on and don't forget the Bunnies with jet packs, as well as suites with a POD (Pleasure Orbital Dome), for which “the entire Kama Sutra will have to be reimagined according to the rules of zero-gravity physics,” according to Baime and Harper.
The Playboy Mansion in space invitations will only go to the rich and famous so most readers might have to wait a while to even get a ticket to the hottest club ... off the planet, or to learn the ZeroG Bunny Hop.
Fun to think about? Yeah. Is any of it likely? No, not any time this side of 2035. Although the entire commercial gimmick does raise a few points:
1) History has plenty of instances of
explorers (or their crews) and
mineral miners being motivated by more carnal concerns;
2) That for all the technology that will get us into space, humans are just not all that far removed from
the basic instincts;
3) That after the novelty of space travel wears off, there will have to be other diversions. And if the
frontier boom towns of nearly every culture are an indicator, the diversions will be religion, booze and sex — and probably not in that order.
What makes anyone think travel to the Final Frontier will be any different? It won't, just ask Captain James T. Kirk of the
Starship Enterprise about entertainment in the longer-term future.